Overheard on Third. At Target.

During my last trip to Target, I overheard not one, not two, but six incredibly funny conversations/statements. At the time I shared them with my mom and sister, but I decided I should share them here too - everyone needs a laugh on a Tuesday morning, right?

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Mom to 4yo child: "For the last time, we do NOT need a piñata!"

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Mom to 6yo child: "Why is there banana in your hair?!"

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Tween on the phone, Facetiming with an unknown family member or friend: "Is this ugly? Mom says it's ugly."

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Grandma, shopping with 3yo granddaughter, to the Starbucks barista: "I'm going to need an extra shot of caffeine in there." 

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Mom to 3yo twins: "We are NOT eating lunch again today!" (It was 10:45am.)

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8yo, to mom: "Maybe you'd feel better about this if you had a Starbucks."

Mom to 8yo: "I do not need a Starbucks!"

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Last but certainly not least, my friend Jenn heard this conversation at Target and it definitely deserves to be shared in this post.

4yo: "What the heck!"

Dad to 4yo: "(insert child's name), we don't use that word!"

4yo: "Oh, okay. What the f*%$!"

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Happy Tuesday, friends!