Because we knew ahead of time that Tom would miss Father's Day, we celebrated early at our house. But to my own incredible dad, to all of the special dads and dad-like men in my life, and to everyone else celebrating and honoring and remembering dads, happy Father's Day.
|Hallie and my dad|
|Will and my dad|
|Tom and his dad|
And in honor of dads' greatest gift to the rest of the world - dad jokes, of course - here are a few of my favorite dad-related funnies.
Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up. ~ Ray Romano
Most noticeable difference since becoming a dad: I've cried hard TWICE at America's Got Talent this season. ~ Seth Meyers
Someone asked my son what his father does for a living. He said, "He plays basketball and changes his shorts." ~ Tale Diggs
Buying your kid a goldfish is a great way to teach them about responsibility for 24-36 hours. ~ Conan O'Brien
Fatherhood is great, because you can ruin someone from scratch. ~ Jon Stewart
Happy Father's Day!
Posting Note: today's post will take the place of tomorrow's (Monday's) regular post. See you on Wednesday!